romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

An Australian artist created a giant hot air Blue Whale (with boobs). It’s called the Sky Whale.

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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first